5 A Side Tournament

Hello,

As I write, I'm just getting together the final bits of kit for what will be this summer’s least competitive 5 a side tournament, against James Langley's team. Even better, I'm watch the whole replay on a TV attached to the wall of my new office. It’s like a spaceship, but with more fat people.

Speaking of which, if you’re the kind of lady or gentleman who thinks they’d enjoy glugging a nice bottle of Lucozade, spoon an email HERE with your details and a picture of a chicken looking hungry and you could fill up the last remaining space on the team - No one needs that much energy drink, but plenty of people want it. Live the dream. Burp forever. So far we have

Maxter (Gaffer)
Gotts
Defraud
Turkish
Jason
Dave Lee
Gotts SNR
The Rat

Its meet at 1pm Mill Hill Power league £30 for Charity per player please!

Then, if you’re the kind of lady or gentleman who thinks they’d like to play in MNF in Borehamwood on Monday, and see the likes of Damon Letzer, Gingbag Ashley and Dave Jones then email HERE with your details and a picture of the least scary monster you’ve ever seen.

Enjoy the sunshine.........

MNF 7th

Greetings, Let's talk about back in the day. For at least one of our MNFers, when he was back in his day, Simon De Friend was something of a gateway boy, a man who led onto harder, more addictive men. We're talking mumberling here, not him trying to be funny. Him being funny can sod right off. But Shimon's bounced back from that, and to celebrate the geezer making it big I've got 16 places to give away. If you'd like one, send an email to our Blog or log onto to our twitter page. Three words: 'girlfriend', 'Christmas', 'present'.Alternatively, if you fancy meeting me at the Burj Al Arab on Monday night to see some real Fitterz and qaulity house music with Dobin and Robin let me know (that's in Dubai Turky?!) Only a couple of you still yet to fill in your MOTM but it looks like its finally working!!! Its the bomb. Soccerette Anyone???

Morning! Are you wet? Are you cold? Are you forlornly wondering when the next time you’ll see the sun will be? Don’t worry! Because i’ve compiled my pics from Dubai (including the classic Dave Lee and Gingbag camel shot), which will mean you won’t need to go outside again this month unless it’s for something crucial like playing 8 a side in tonight's MNF. Congratulations to king of the jungle Gino who's having a party, you see, and it’s invite only apart from Defraud who's got three pairs of tickets. If you want them, send an email with the best joke you’ve heard today. And remember: we're still waiting for all of you to fill in the MOTM comp, and that it's easy. Tonight's going to rock hard. Enjoy yourselves...

Darks

Gink
Chilli
Defraud
Dan reese
Dave j
Deniz
Gotts
Didge

Whites

Singer
Cooper
Silver
David D
Jason
Dave lee
Baum
Warren